You don’t see the appeal of doing about a quarter of the things you can do in a crappy hotel out on the open water for about three times the price? Are you mad?

I always just choose a word with a single “a” somewhere and replace that with the @ symbol. 

No one wanted it to begin with.

Like you said she literally went from a small time PR flack to a player embroiled in what could be the biggest scandal is US political history.

Reminder: Bjork is in her 50's. Not really adding much to the conversation, just wanted to strike a blow to everyone’s self-esteem.

The real story here is that they were able to get the Crypt Keeper to make an appearance. He’s been in full Garbo mode ever since that terrible Dennis Miller movie an-

Oh, it’s Kellyanne. Never mind.

Can we add Carol to the “goddamn national treasure” list?

Give me a FUCKING BREAK, what are they going to do? Arrest america?

Alleged traces of narcotics.

Could someone from a generation or two earlier explain to me how clubs like Studio 54, Palladium, and The Limelight were able to operate if this law was in place, please? Is it like prostitution on The Deuce and the police just took an annual gift to look the other way until Giuliani and decided he wanted some of…

It’s like something from a John Waters film.

It’s insanity. In the story I read, they spoke to a Sephora manager who made the decision to start destroying the samples before throwing them out because an employee taking out the garbage was tit punched so hard by a dumpster diver that they had to go to the hospital.

Not...nearly...enough...ellipses...used....incorrectly...

Have you heard about this new trend where people will dig through the dumpster for the discarded samples?

That was two years ago when they were trying to salvage their reputation and shake the gossip rag image.

This is the specific story I’m referring to:

Strike that part about “former Gawker Media site” forgot this was AV Club.

I remember this incident. Every news site (including Gawker Media) reported it like a joke (there are photos and some people might find them disturbing):

Can’t believe I’m about to defend Seth Macfarlane but here I go:

I’m really confused. What did you want Seth Macfarlane to do exactly? I’m assuming he knew about it from the rumors that we’ve all heard for years now. It’s a bit hypocritical to be criticizing him on a former Gawker Media site. Gawker ran blind items…

I wish I could find that TV Funhouse “Fun with Real Audio” segment where Bjork is performing at the Oscars and her swan dress comes to life and starts regurgitating food into her mouth before attacking the audience and being put down by Charlton Heston.

That was some quality SNL animation.

I don’t want to bring you down, but I believe they abolished the death penalty for treason in the late 80's.