The wife bought Sunny D, not Capri Sun, sorry. I know, everyone hates that shit - she had a coupon, figured the kids wouldn't know the difference. Yeah, you tell that to the mutinous 3 foot tall mob in cleats outside my door!

This whole thing is like Sarah Palin for me. Do I want her running the country? No. Do I want her in the limelight for all of the unintentional comedy? Fuck. Yes.

Thank you. CA passed that thing not once but twice. So did a lot of other states. Support for gay marriage has almost doubled in ten years. Can we not shit on some progress? Are we there yet? Absolutely not, but the tide is turning even here.

Northeasterners and West Coasters make fun because they lack the self-reflection to look at racism, sexism, segregation, and religious zealots in their own communities. By saying, "Har har, look at backwards the South is [even though I have never been there and have no idea what it's like]", they're implying that…

Thanks DF! Very well put. Seriously, Prop 8 made me embarrassed to be a Californian!

Honestly, accepting Medicaid expansion would be great first step. Even bigots dying out in droves is unlikely to have a significant impact if the devastating poverty isn't addressed. Medicaid expansion won't fix that but it's a step in the right direction.

LOLZ my favorite thing is to hear people in the Northeast or West Cost talk about how racist/segregated the South is. I love it! YESSSS Let me bask in your ignorance while your poc remain disenfranchised and your poor get poorer! It's the only thing that gives me joy among the tears I cry for the civil rights your…

I thought it was so disturbing and sad when the snowman sings that song about how much fun he'll have in the summer. I know I'm a big baby but dramatic irony always gets to me. It was like if My Little Pony had the ponies singing an upbeat musical number about what a great time they're gonna have at the glue factory.

These pictures do nothing without context.

FOR THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS.

"Hi kids! GIVE UNTO ME YOUR LIFE ESSENCE."

I think at some point somebody in McDonald's marketing department who thought this was a good idea is going to wind up receiving a very large Happy Meal box to place their personal items into.

This... is neither fun nor happiness.

Ughhh...how am I supposed to explain this to my kid? He's too young to see this ugly side of humanity.

I've been wanting to use this.

Me too! I feel bad about the amount of trash that the individual wee bags create, but I feel BETTER about the fact that I didn't just eat my body weight in delicious "cheez" crackers.

Roasted chicken skin? SHIT YES PUT THAT IN MY FACE.