dyloniusfunk
DyloniusFunk
dyloniusfunk

My mom and sister live in Scarborough right now! I am spending two weeks there in July. In fact, I lived in Scarborough a little bit during breaks from college. I haven't been but I'm gonna go!

I'm a fan of the spotted dick because it takes a ballsy militaristic culture to name a dessert after possibly diseased genitalia.

And the Clippers got a lot of help from the refs in the Warriors series, usually with Griffin and Paul weeping to the refs. They can't decide now that the refs are bad guys.

Isn't the Mets winning more surprising and newsworthy?

-BravesFan

Yeah, but then how could everyone at Jez wank about how similar they are to Beyonce—oh sorry, 'Queen Bey'—and project all types of irrelevant feels on to her life?

OH. Never mind. Just me is old. Loved it the first time around :)

So, woman loses her ish and attacks a man and the lesson is to leave your man at home? Regardless of what was said or done prior to the attack, Solange acted a straight fool

Captain Obvious here: if the sexes were reversed Jay-Z's career would be over. He would be the most hated man in America today. Since it's lil ol' Solange attacking a big guy like Hov, nbd, he probably had it comin'. Men, amiright?

The reaction to this has been so odd. We have video of Solange punching, kicking and spitting on Jay Z, he literally does nothing back and the immediate reaction is : "He must be cheating on Beyonce".

Trans women are women. Even trans women who are assholes and have ideologies we cannot fathom are still women. Plenty of cis women out there with terrible ideologies. *coughconservativescough,* do they suddenly stop being women because they discount rape culture, or patriarchy, or are anti-choice, etc, etc. No. So

This still makes more sense than drafting someone upon the suggestion of a homeless person.

Ah FL. Have any of you Florida people heard of this drink they have down there called the Blake Bortles? It's any beverage made of raw ingredients that you would usually order for a discount on the fourth round but you instead overpay for on your first round.

It could be because of racism. Today we learned it's a big problem, and it needs to be fixed.

There's that one kid who smells and is the equivalent of the Cleveland Browns.

What does the official Scouting Combine for Prom Draft look like, I wonder?