This is why I don't have a deep fryer. Everything would go in it. Pizza, chocolate, tacos, chicken, corn, etc. I'm already fat enough without it.

Just a warning for my fellow Jezzies who are also Gawkerites: The comments on the Gawker version of this article are infinitely depressing.

*looks into stands*

Although you'll never convince me out of my theory that a Reuben sandwich was dreamed up out of whatever was left in the kitchen at the time ("Hey, Boris, bossman wants a sandwich!" "All we got left is some corned beef, Russian dressing,...and some sauerkraut." "Slap it all some bread, say it's a new item." "What a…

I don't see the problem with Kate Upton's dimensions. :P

Yikes! Kevin Hart's second tweet there seems way out of proportion - when is it ever okay to tell someone to kill themselves? I know I don't have the whole story, but yeesh...

Yeah, giving $3000 to a stranger = total douchebag move.

yes, but that was a reboot in an alternate timeline, not a continuation of an established story. We're not going to see different looking Wookiees.

Eulogy for MiniBar:

Those are the WORST - plus they add the photo of their wedding day and all you can think is "wow, they haven't aged well"

Have you seen Rifftrax's Twilight series? If you haven't, I highly recommend you do! It's exactly what you're describing, except you can watch it at home, and a trio of awesome comedians do the heckling for you.

He's the hero the union needs, but not the one they deserve......

You better believe that Sterling is going to go scorched earth on the league since he no longer has anything to lose. Everyone knows that the NBA's books are cooked and their cries of "revenue poverty" are complete horseshit excuse they use to squeeze concessions out of the union. But now there is someone with the…

[Knicks fans start bugging Dolan's home in the hopes they catch him saying something stupid so they can force him out]

Is this new? It's the homepage for the Clips' website.

"Having an account" on Google+ is about as meaningful a statistic as having a membership card to Blockbuster.

I blame all the " Jackie is 2 years older than Max who's 9 years older than Allison, who's 3 times as old as Frankie who's half the age of Dana, who died in 1974. How many pieces of birthday cake can you cut from Tom's cake?" questions for my hatred of math. And friends. And cake slices.

Listen, we get about 80 years on this planet, at best. Much of that time is painful. The night is dark, and full of terrors. If you find something that makes you happy, and it doesn't hurt you or others, that is a great thing.

3 Television Musicals (Sound of Music, Peter Pan, and now Grease) and the grand total of non-white main characters is still zero.