You know who DID break their wives' bones and beat their children with a shoe? The people who WON WORLD WAR II!!!!!

"Every kid I know whose dad didn't break their mom's bones in arguments has grown up to be an entitled, pussified drug addict! Not being allowed to break your wife's bones and throw things at your baby is making America weak!"

It's the year 2014 and TMZ has more credibility than the NFL. Well done Roger.

I hear this guy is their sound technician.

I believe the cinematographer is actually named Cam E. Ra'Mann.

Hey you might want to rethink that.

How To Make A Character That Doesn't Suck

Eh. I'm pretty good at pretending things don't exist. As far as I know, there's no 4th Indiana Jones movie, for example, or anything I did in high school. This is just another thing for that list.

There is nothing sadder than a empty convention. When several people worked really hard to make this all happen, and then it doesn't pay of, and the sad feeling gets multiplied with the vast emptiness of the hall.

What a weird coincidence that I just rewatched that episode today. Just in time to get your reference...

1) The Turtles were never created to sell plastic dolls. They were made as a joke against current trends in comics in the 80's much like Howard the Duck was in the 70's . The original (and not kid friendly at ALL) issues had lots of in jokes and references to Marvel comics, specifically Daredevil (the joke being the…

"I understood that reference."

Disclaimer: Finally watched DS9 earlier this year.

"I cannot defeat this Goomba. I can only kill him, and that no longer holds my interest." - Jem'Hadar First Mari'Oklan.

"When you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they may be seen by men. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full. But you, when you pray, go into your inner room, close your door and pray to your Father who is in…

Our Sauron who art in Mordor,accursed be thy name.Thy kingdom come.Thy will be doneon Middle-Earth as it is in Barad-Dûr.Give us this day our daily Lembas bread,and punish us our trespasses,as we slay those who trespass against us,and lead us into temptation of the Ring,but deliver us unto evil.For thine are the…

I love the OG and I hate anyone who bad mouths it! It's affordable and edible and the salad makes me all kinds of happy and the bread sticks are my favorite kind of carb addiction. I'm genuinely happy to read this and see there is no snark and a genuine appreciation! Yay!!

I tipped both servers thirty percent.

If you're having girl problems, I feel bad for you son