I'm a Christian, and I'm pretty sure God thinks more highly of Secretary Kerry for standing up for those being oppressed and discriminated against than this senator for supporting such hateful laws.

Internet Drinking Game:

Freedom of speech doesn't guarantee you the ability to say hateful crap and keep your job. Owning an NBA franchise is a privilege not a right. No one is saying that Donald Sterling should be locked up, his freedom isn't being taken away.

"We can't stop here! This is FryKid country!"

I'd watch the Ronald McDonald/Grimace version of "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas."

Alright this next test may involve trace amounts of time travel. So word of advice: if you meet yourself on the testing track don't make eye contact. Lab boys tell me that'll wipe out time - entirely. Forward and backward. So do both of yourselves a favor and let that handsome devil go about his business.

Yes. You are right. Donald Sterling's virulent racism, well-documented over many decades of public life, is the fault of his biracial mistress.

FETCH ME THE COMFY COUCH!!!

You have it completely backwards. ESPN does not create the perceptions about a team. The Spurs are not overlooked because ESPN overlooks them. They are overlooked because as I said, they play in San Antonio, a very small market. ESPN does not create or squash the demand for one team or another, they simply respond…

"Will Bill Belichick's spying keep Tim Tebow from joining the Knicks before Derek Jeter's last game? Chris Berman talks with Lebron James after the break."

It's because no one ever suspects it.

What you're saying is that Spain can't handle a simple inquisition?

Of all the strong women in the spotlight and those who should be in the spotlight, why is this woman paid so much attention here on Jezebel?? She's not a feminist. Being a successful woman does not make one a feminist or a role model. She has no views on politics, economics, or social issues. And this faux stance…

Truly, even atheism can't cure terminal smugness.

The Amish prohibition on technology isn't a theological one, but a social one. They take very seriously several bible passages that they interpret as encouraging Christians to live apart from the world. As such, they focus strongly on self-sufficiency. Their problem with technology is that it ties them to…

When the Amish are starting to look more progressive than you, you might want to reconsider your life choices. (I'm looking at you, Jenny McCarthy and Alicia Siverstone)

Terry Richardson is absolutely the worst, but the shrill pieces of shit calling everyone a rape apologist who saw through this utterly transparent hoax aren't much better.