I have a few observations of Barbara Winfrey - she was an assistant principal at my high school.

I want a fainting couch... I have no idea where I'd put it in my tiny studio...but a girl's gotta dream, right?

Oprah collects dolls? And displays them? On PLAID COUCHES?!

The idea that someone like Richard Sherman becomes a national villain for being rude to other players and guys who have ACTUALLY COMMITTED SERIOUS CRIMES WITH VICTIMS become redemption stories is so goddamn ridiculous.

Attention: women. The world doesn't owe you shit.

You can be a follower of Jesus without buying into all the religious crap. I love Jesus but don't even believe any of the bible. He doesn't mind.

The fact that Albert Sisko did not work at a Creole restaurant in New Orleans is incredibly disappointing to me. That is all.

Is that you, Deloris?

AND LUKE. AND JOHN.

I DEMAND YOU PRINT A RETRACTION, MATTHEW.

"New Nog: Now With 40% More Raccoon Shavings!"

First World Problems.

They're not widely available in my part of the US, and I'm the one with the website.

Skip to 7:22 to hear how I feel about this.

You're right. Perfect example.

Ms. Morrissey, you silly dirtbag. Have you ever seen the episode of Modern Family where a preening, insufferable Mitch humiliates a small child on the handball court?

Oh please. They aren't protesting, or trying to rally in her defense. The reason other "teenagers" are following her lead is because she gained a bajillion followers after her tweet.

"these assholes are not Christian but they think they are and they will learn in due time how wrong they are"