Then why so concerned if you aren't affected?

Enjoy!

"...I still refuse to eat Pizza Rolls since one burned the shit out of the roof of my mouth and my mouth skin, like, peeled off several days later."

REAL LIFE IS NOT A ROM-COM.

To be fair, I think it's weird that anyone listens to Carrie Underwood.

Oof... memories of a better time. Right in the feels.

I'd rock a pork chop purse. 100%.

Munchhausen syndrome? Is there something I am missing about this story? That's a pretty rare illness, I think it's much more likely she is a compulsive liar.
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Münchause…

Would be interesting to know how many gawkers here told friends and co-workers about "bigoted family stiffing the lesbian waitress" vs how many of those same gawkers also told all of those co-workers and friends "it was all a hoax by the waitress."

Now we have purses and shoes getting married and creating ungodly abominations!

I love football. I love heels. I love purses.

Good. What a bitch.

is there such a thing as guilty wildlife

Server sounds so... servile, or alternately digital, though.
I really hate 'waitron' which seemed to peak in the late nineties. Waitperson? Foodbringer? Dining facilitator? Apron? I kind of like that: "Excuse me, can you ask our apron to bring our check? We're in a hurry."
"Hi, I'm Bonita, I'll be your pathologically…

Can we not accept a bit of the blame here? Allowing this story to first be published as a fact (journalism 101 - check the facts), and then all the readers rushing in self-righteous indignation to accuse people of bigotry (internet 101 - don't believe everything you read), we have allowed this shit to occur, and it…

(As an ex-NJ waitress turned California paleontologist)