If he's like a lot of men, once he started spending actual time with his family, he probably realized how much he enjoyed being away from them.

Papa John's: because it's not too late to make one more bad decision.

Until last year Peyton Manning was contractually obliged to perform this ritual after every Colts loss.

All he has to look forward now is a sub-par bowel game.

For those of you who said Urban can eat shit...He did.

...because good looking people are innocent?

Was going to say the same thing. The Bleacher Report is a sports site, their job is to report on upcoming match and any and all distractions that may or may not play a factor in the game. Nothing wrong with that one from what I can tell.

I think the Tolkien family (who absolutely loathe the Peter Jackson adaptations) holds the rights to the Silmarillion. So the chances of that ever happening are nil.

Yeah, it's "Japanese culture" as much as Neon Genesis Evangelion is "Japanese culture."

Why do cat haters always sound like they've never even been around a cat? If by jump, claw and spit you mean, "regards disinterestedly, walks away," then yeah. Spot on.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Especially after the NJ waitress, I'm skeptical of anyone whose first instinct is to go to the local news station with some perceived affront. Glad the girl can go back to school and doesn't have to cut her hair, no matter what the school board did or did not say.

Can we just admit already that Islam is the shittiest of the modern religions?

I don't think DyloniousFunk was necessarily approving of the situation. S/he was just noting that a small-minded, not particularly intelligent punk kid would see dollars-acquired and bootys-tapped as the only worthwhile criteria for judging their own value.

I'm embarrassed and ashamed that they ever claimed it wasn't an ad to begin with. Either they are really dumb or really shady.

Basically all of this. I'm annoyed at the Goldieblox team feigning innocence and placing the big bad Beasties in a negative light. I'm also annoyed that a toy like this is needed (my opinion on its quality an execution notwithstanding). Mostly I just am annoyed that something I backed ideally has a has some pretty…

Hah. I MIGHT consider a PS4 down the road, but as of right now neither console has jack shit of interest to me. OMG GHOSTS IN not-1080P I CAN'T DO THAT ON MY PC.

If I read another statement from someone saying this community has suffered a lot I will fill in an application for the first mars migration. They discover yet another rape of an underage girl that these people covered up and they are talking about how this community has suffered enough? I'm sorry, do you mean all the…