I'm assuming that you're a man who divorced his ex-wife. If you, as a man, attempted to publicly embarrass a woman in this fashion- even if she cheated- they would take you to task and comment about how you're the worst husband ever, blah blah blah, you're a terrible human, etc.

This isn't Ikea's fault, you know. It's a law enacted by the Russian government. What are they supposed to do? I'm queer and I do not approve this boycott. If anything, support efforts by LGBTQ activists residing within Russia who can determine the best strategy and course of action.

I worked on the hill in 2006 and met him and his staff who interviewed my congressperson for the show. His entire team there were women. He was incredibly nice and kind to us and his staff. When we were alone running around his team had awesome things to say about him. I call bs on this on Jezebel.

I once found myself on an elevator with Kenneth Branagh. Being inebriated, I did what I felt any sensible person should do under those circumstances: I complimented him on his body of work and asked if he would give me HBC's phone number. He stopped ignoring me long enough to look up and chuckle, "You can't actually…

Thanks!

All My Children has officially been canceled, for real this time. End of an era.

So THAT's Google's plan! Linking YouTube to Google Plus so that everybody will create fake burner accounts and the numbers will look like lots of people are finally using Google Plus.

All together now: STOP TRYING TO MAKE GOOGLE+ HAPPEN.

I am tempted to copy and paste the apology into Google to see if it's an original or not.

Have the over 60 crowd discovered slash fiction yet? Because this movie just seems ripe for it.

I'm not mad at these people for making the video. They are happy and I'm happy for them. I get that some people are t into making pregnancy into a big deal, but I can't have kids so you better bet if I got miraculously prego I would make a huge fucking deal about it- and my friends WOULD CARE. I am a bit peeved at Jez…

Yes, that qualifies as a Grade A Bummer. "Hope your potential kid doesn't die in the womb... but it might!"

THANKS SPACE OBAMA.

The Ferengi. All they want to do is be profitable and grow the private sector of the Alpha Quadrant, but Space Obama insists on taxing their profits and blithely ignores the Rules of Acquisition on a routine basis.

This is also how all AT&T's "It's Not Complicated" commercials should end.

Everything I know about Gwyneth Paltrow and GOOP I learn from this website. The level of obsession with her here is a little creepy.

I'm white!

Nah, the fans want the Celtics to tank. This coming draft is loaded. If they can get a top five pick, they now have a core (with Green, Rondo and whoever they draft) to build around.