Yeaaaah: http://globalnews.ca/news/721965/em…

good point. For that matter, suppose it could be staged?

As a giant nerd and sci-fi/comic book fan, the just-barely-second-biggest tragedy in Carrie to me (behind the tortured-until-she's insane girl killing scores of people in a fit of rage) is what might have been. If she'd had the right friends around to lean on, if she'd been shown compassion at the right times and been…

They've actually just cast Michelle Bachmann in the role and told her to play herself. It's going to be fucking SCARY.

The sad thing is, if Rebel Wilson or Melissa McCarthy dropped a substantial amount of weight it would probably hurt their careers more than help it. No matter how funny they may be (personally I find McCarthy hilarious but Wilson is not my bag) Hollywood always needs the fat friend (Wilson in Bachelorette, McCarthy in…

the only happy ending to be had from this entire situation would be for the judge to sit there quietly, read the entire lawsuit out loud, give long, glaring looks at both arod and bud selig, and decide - "fuck both of you. leave this planet. now." and with a court-ordered space flight they send bud and arod alone…

I like to think of Max and Ruby as Max trolling Ruby for all he's worth. Damn the man Max! Don't let the tyranny get you down!

Oh, really?

Also, the talent portion would be all awesome slam-dunks and van surfing.

Thanks, Oprah. The entire world might have forgotten that you do everything exactly right and more importantly better than everyone else for a millisecond.

In retrospect, ESPN executives decided tying their entire SportsCenter franchise to the success of Tim Tebow may have been a tactical error...

This is why we can't have nice things.

In response to Jimmy Kimmel's announcement that "Worst Twerk Fail EVER - Girl Catches Fire" was staged, Sandor Clegane aka The Hound released the following statement,

“I didn’t abuse her every day.”

Finally bronies can feel like they aren't being judged!!

I love how on Jez a completely insufferable male is a "man-child commitment-phobe" and an equally insufferable female is merely a "hopeless romantic". :D

Hmm... the woman, good — the man, bad.

It's not surprising in the AFC North. Ray Lewis often cut guys who followed him.

Glad it's not just me that found that implication condescending and annoying. My female (and male) friends and I are HUGE sports fans (baseball, football, hockey, soccer, etc.), simply for the love of the game. It has nothing to do with the merchandising.