Yea that really confused me. .38 special isnt even a big handgun. Maybe writer doesnt like firearms.

If it was "12 Worst Draft Picks Of All-Time", which took 17 different page clicks to view and is basically a copy-pasted Wikipedia article, yeah.

Something everybody forgets: Playmakers wasn't very good. The episodes were ham fisted as hell. "This week, one of the guys has a drug problem." "This week, somebody might be a glory boy." Everybody was a cartoon with one personality from what I remember. Sure the episodes were controversial... so long as you were…

YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, CRAIGSLIST GIRL!!!!

I got the results of the test back. I definitely have all 6 items.

I was reading this and picturing...complete with accent.

Judging from their NASCAR coverage, no.

Who needs Carl Reiner, Norman Lear, James L. Brooks, Rod Serling, or Gene Roddenberry when you've got Lena Dunham?

I came over from Kotaku and I though this was about Gabe's sexual orientation.

I came over from Jezebel, and, well...you know.

I'm from Jalopnik and I thought this was going to be about valves. :(

My Jewish ass will not be going there either. Wait! You just brought back a memory! When I was in college, some lunatic was handing out fliers on campus that said Jews were the spawn of Satan and blacks were monkeys, etc. He did this right in front of the library door. I walked in and saw a black girl holding a…

Agreed. Being British he obviously has access to a Tardis and yet has done nothing! Nothing!

Get Sauron to do it. Look how many words he got in that ring! And in script!

I want my husband to carry a messenger bag or something so bad. I inevitably end up with all of the extra stuff from his pockets in MY bag. When I suggest he carry a bag, he doesn't understand why he'd need one, because he has pockets. (See above, re: me carrying all of the stuff he can't fit in his pockets.)

The fermented wax figure formerly known as Al Pacino? Seriously? The guy is a fucking legend, plus he's currently filming The Irishman with Martin Scorsese along with Robert De Niro and Harvey Keitel - or do you consider them wash-ups too? He may have a few wrinkles, but I'd rather see that than a botox-pumped freak…

I would agree with you... after all he's someone who's livelihood comes from gossip after all. However, the fact that she has a new album coming out makes me doubt the whole thing is real.

I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

I mean, there are TONS of people who hated Bush and would have liked to see harm come to him. But specifically in the context of humor/satire, I don't really recall stuff like this happening.

Every man is a straight white male woman hater in Jezebel's eyes if they don't follow a feminist philosophy. No matter what the situation is.