Keith Olbermann is the obnoxious ass America deserves, just not the one we needed 16 years ago.

Rick Santorum is absolutely right. They are fucking ruining the heretofore pristine reputation of the YMCA, which used to be such a nice place to get yourself clean, have a good meal, and just do whatever you feel.

"ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? Oh, right. This is a Jets game. You are not."

This is all I can hear looking at this.

Wait.

I ask again: What have you done today?

Awww... Partisan politics aside, this is sweet.

The royal baby has *got* to be Nunally for maximum carnage!

Did you just reference Code Geass?...You just referenced Code Geass...on Jezebel...And now, the universe is complete.

If the child has a single weird eye. RUN. JUST. RUN. DON"T LOOK AT IT AND RUN.

We saw it (and loved it) this weekend and while I intellectually realize that WhatsHisFace McFakeAmericanAccent was technically the lead, it felt like Idris Elba actually was the lead in that flick.

You are not alone. We are out there, hiding... waiting... soon, my friend... our time will come soon.

One of my favorite shows.

Okay. I'm not saying you specifically are doing this, but I've been around Jez long enough to know that when a Democrat says something sorta racist or sexist, people tend to gloss it over like "he was having a bad day!" or "out of context!" or "he/she didn't mean it!" So this is riling me up.

Do me a favor and DON'T go telling the internet what name he chooses, okay?

Yeah, about that. Umm, I went and got this 'book' thing, like you've been saying. And did you guys know, there's no fucking video in it all. I tried to find a link on every single page. Nothing. I held it up to the light and shook it. Nothing. WTF. It's just a bunch of words on a page. I took it back to the store and…

UTENA <3

Or you could work a 9-5 and have no fucking clue any of these shows exist.