I was totally respecting you until you got to Tabitha. You can keep and upgrade the man card to EVEN MORE MAN THAN THE MAN card, but lose the cool card. :(

I know because I lost is too when I saw a Tabitha marathon. *cardless fist bump* I am so ashamed. I know you are too.

This kind of defines me. Harry Potter shaped my life more than my Catholic school upbringing and taught me more about God, love, acceptance, and kindness than the Catholic church. So anyone who has a problem with my fangirl-ness can suck on a mimbulus mimbletonia for all I care. Hufflepuff don't give a shit.

What this woman doesn't yet realize that baking 50 cakes is way easier than being married to a man. MARRIAGE IS SO HARD, YO. Cake is easy. And, delicious.

Here's footage of the Admin building.

And people would line up to see him.

Or just 24/7 Quantum Leap. That would do, too.

I am fat and have skin cancer. Here's the difference as I see it:

because nothing says douche like an unhooked clip on bow tie.

You're shitting me.

REPUBLICANS ARE LITERALLY TERRIFIED OF WOMEN'S PERIODS.

That's a good way to make sure he stays a loner.

I hope the researchers were fairly compensated and not stiffed after the long, hard hours they put in. I'd be the last one to blow off good, solid research.

"How to Be the Perfect Slut"

It is a good day to die, Duras. But the day is not yet over.

This is Jezebel, bro! You +1 with lentils and diva cups.

I believe we only need to look to Pinky and the Brain:

People being on food stamps doesnt make stories like this sad. She's out of touch just like much of Hollywood and most of Washington. At least she's spending her own money and not the tax payers. If this was about the First Lady we'd figure a way to make it a B&W pic and celebrate it. Hypocrisy.

Beebs was just making more holy water.

As a diehard Giants fan, I'm both distraught about the cycle sweatshop practices have created for developing countries and...still glad they didn't think the Giants won.