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"Sir Mix-a-Lot & Pinnochio" doesn't exactly roll of the tongue, I guess.

Callie and EGR totally pranked us.

Yeah, I don't see the outrage either. Say there is a shirt in my closet, that is clean and in good repair, that I know I won't wear again. It can stay in my closet for ever, benefiting nobody. I can put it in the garbage, benefiting nobody. Or I can give it one of the local charities that picks up used clothing, in

Scrotum detaches from body entirely and follows its human around like a sarcastic daemon familiar.

ball scientists

Certain boobs will always lead to failure....just look at Donald Sterling

The correct answer is Calvin & Hobbes.

Not NEARLY bald enough to be Charlie Brown. ;-)

I'll never not think of this horrible movie.

Beware: there were completely unnecessary transphobic jokes in this movie, and dehumanizing jokes about albinos in this movie. But you won't hear a peep about that from feminists because it's a pro-women, Melissa McCarthy vehicle. Really, the Heat is one step forward, two steps back.

My brother died almost three years ago, and while I've learned to get on with life, it's surprised me to learn that grief doesn't ever really lessen over the years, at least not this quickly. I just got married a few weeks ago, and I can't stop thinking about how much I would have loved to have him there with the

Summers has OCD? God, Double Dare must've been a ridiculous nightmare for him.

I saw that! My favorite quote (from a later interview): "I don't think I can go to Hell. I lived through it for ten years."

I send you light and love. I worked in a call-center for over 3 years (graduated in '08 with a degree in History, I make amazing choices!). I was only on the phone's a year and half and I never lost respect for those who put up with that crap after I got promoted to admin. It's a hell on earth that no one

Awww, oh my god, I love this story. No one ruin it for me. Covering my eyes/ears right now.

Fun fact, shes kind of a bitch who fucked over the very people the film with Julia Roberts claims she helped....