I started smoking because I wanted to be able to tell the kids I didn’t have yet how hard it was to quit smoking. I was 28. I managed to break free about 10 years later. At 47, I still have a smoke here and there when I can sneak one. My kids think I’m an idiot.

He left a comment, and then a comment.

“The Case for Two Libations”

AA meeting.

I was once at an event where we literally waited an hour and a half in line to get a drink. When i finally got there I asked ‘whats the most you can serve me’. To which she replied ‘two triples’. So I went on my way with two triple whisky’s in hand. Fine. The bad part was now my muddled brain decided that every time I…

It wouldn’t be interesting to you, but it would be interesting to your clone.

I am getting tired of the show talking about robot clones as immortality without engaging in the clone identity problem. If I die and am rebuilt perfectly, that is not immortality as far as I am concerned. Look up the teletransportation paradox in philosophy. (While you’re at it, look up the problem of the philosophic…

A hybird is 60s British slang for an attractive young woman who smokes marijuana cigarettes.

I don’t want to give this show more credit than it necessarily deserves, but in this episode:

“It was wild, our first time having sex on the golf course. I had to wear 2 condoms”

Wow, this is a bad take.

“People arent allowed to speak publicly about how someone hurt them because the person who hurt them might get hurt.”

No, you’re lame.

good thing your opinion literally doesn’t matter.

“He speaks and his people stand up in attention,” he gleefully told Fox News on the White House lawn Friday morning. “I want my people to do the same.”

* Drive.

The Crapture.

Next year:

You’re asking a bunch of entitled 25 year olds who came up with a “rad business model” to care about people who aren’t like them - rich enough to not give a shit about things like widely accessible public transit, and access for disabled people.

Though imagining David Tracy picking up a scooter at the airport and riding along the I-75 service drive for two hours, backpack full of Jeep parts, to his home in the suburbs, is funny to consider.