It wasn’t much of a pet. It may even have been a ruse to get the leash. I’m suspicious of his motives.

Would you say someone is going to be PIS- *Xenomorph bursts through chest*

He didn’t even give him head pets. I do not like that baseball man.

I’m convinced that Rubio acts like this because he’s is a self loathing closeted homosexual.

It would have made a great sequel though.

I think it’s the same guy, with some genius ideas and some real shit ideas and no ability to tell the difference, only he got so rich and revered that everyone stopped being honest with him when he proposed some hot garbage nonsense.

I know, reich?

I did Nazi that coming.

The last movie in the series would’ve undoubtedly been called Triumph Of The Whills, and Fox execs would’ve had a long sit-down with Lucas.

who didn’t sign a prenup

It would add so much to a hockey game to see a coach jumping over the boards in his suit and go sliding through a scrum in loafers to get in the refs face about a missed boarding call.

What about the folks who want to put buckets of rocks in classrooms?

I know how it feels. Everyone who says “I can’t imagine” is correct—you can’t. I hope Bode Miller and is family can find peace. It’s been one year and twenty-five days since my 16 year old son died and I haven’t yet. I don’t think I ever will.

There are several one-legged women named Ilene who are equally disappointed in the name change.

I dunno, the way Gomez stayed down suggests two guys, one cup.

Not true, the unlit portion of the moon is simply the part not facing the sun. The only time the earth’s shadow can be seen on the moon is during a lunar eclipse.

Mcrub? Do tell.

I always thought that Sbarro was the eldritch hermit crab of the fast food world. Any time a mall opens there’s a Sbarro inside, but nobody can ever recall talking to somebody who wanted to open one, or signing a lease. They just appear unbidden. One day the floor plans just... include it, even though there was no…

No, you’re thinking of Hardees.

This is beautiful.