Q predicted this.

Nice try, globetard, it’s flat!

The real woke bros know that Q is controlled opposition.

“...mom (stepmom? Older sister? Teacher???) were relentless.”

My coworker brings scrambled eggs in a ziplock bag to work. No Tupperware. She doesn’t even put the ziplock in a lunch bag or anything. Just straight up walks in carrying a ziplock bag full of eggs.

Raising Arizona

You don’t dig through a guy’s twitter history when he’s working a no hitter.  Veterans will tell you that’s not how you play the game.

They’ve been caught, shark is OK!

No you will listens to podcasts this weekend.

If someone gets seriously injured or killed, maybe that’s just God’s Plan.

I’d watch 10-15 minutes of that movie.

The Stars And Stripes Forever is more my style

Kinda kills the joke, though

gotta make that paper

Why can’t these kids just ghostride the whip like a decent human being?

There’s something to be said for being able to ask for what you want.

The women are expected to be arraigned later this afternoon.

well, not on the first date