gotta make that paper

Why can’t these kids just ghostride the whip like a decent human being?

There’s something to be said for being able to ask for what you want.

The women are expected to be arraigned later this afternoon.

well, not on the first date

yup ;)

I don’t know; sorry. Here’s a Dick pic

She made the home alone face when he took his pants off

My go to line is either Emily Dickinson or “I put on my robe and wizard hat”

When Milwaukee sends its white people, they’re not sending their best.

They should’ve done Chicago hot dog chips instead of deep dish pizza chips. The thing that most distinguishes Chicago style deep dish is the deep fucking dish, without that it’s not different from any other pizza flavored chip.

Last Podcast On The Left

I named my condo The Crystal Cat Palace, is that bad?

...Gustav Courbet’s famously explicit lush vulva painting, “L’Origine du Monde,” a close-up view of a supine woman’s genitals, thighs and abdomen.

“thants”

Lookin for that sweet Rule 34 of Flo from Alice.  I’d kiss those grits.

To be fair, the difference is really hard to notice when you’re only looking at the face

I feel personally attacked