and Seth Meyers had the best take on this

How about not “black people” but “the blacks”?

Now it’s “arrogant.”  Obama was called arrogant by so many goddamn people that knew they couldn’t get away with “uppity.”

Biden called Al Sharpton to apologize for this quote, Sharpton replied “I take a bath every day.”

...your diet has a greater effect than what you eat

NW Arkansas Naturals SS Nicky Lopez clearly petted that very good dog when he returned the ball, as replay shows, so you take that back. He also went 4/4 w/ two runs scored.

wait what fucking year is this?

“he gon Yanny on you!”

And I’m absolutely sure those cops were telling the truth.

Blago should be pardoned. He was railroaded. Probably dirty, but they never made a real case against him. Just standard political dealing.

I’ll just leave this here

Get your mad cow brain damage all at once

gang

They’re all smoking meth. Every one of them. Except me. When you see me vapin I’m just vapin and vaguely embarrassed.

What the fuck’s a “yanny”?