NW Arkansas Naturals SS Nicky Lopez clearly petted that very good dog when he returned the ball, as replay shows, so you take that back. He also went 4/4 w/ two runs scored.

wait what fucking year is this?

“he gon Yanny on you!”

And I’m absolutely sure those cops were telling the truth.

Blago should be pardoned. He was railroaded. Probably dirty, but they never made a real case against him. Just standard political dealing.

I’ll just leave this here

Get your mad cow brain damage all at once

gang

They’re all smoking meth. Every one of them. Except me. When you see me vapin I’m just vapin and vaguely embarrassed.

Just watched Safety Last! with my 9 yr old son the other day, he’s a dedicated Harold Lloyd fan now. The building-climbing scene is surprisingly nerve-wracking!

You’re allowed to push the mitt away when they try to tag you.

Ah, the ol’ Gwyneth Gambit

Here she is in Samson and Delilah at age 24. The woman has never not looked matronly.

The sign language thing is a good point.

Deaf people don’t know when they’re making noise. It’s stupid. The movie was not good.