Fellas, can we talk about Thanos on the judging panel?

Yeah, sure you are

Yeah but she’s a comedian. That’s a feature, not a bug.

He’s also not funny.

Up until a couple years ago, the comedy speaker at the WHCD was kind of a big deal.

hot take:

gonna just leave this here

The Singularity, by the way, will begin the day after Ray Kurzweil dies, at the earliest.

Then we’re off to Haiti.

now punctuate it with some really loud gasps for air

I love the way they take that railing out of his hands and just calmly set it down.

Actually they would change her name to “Lara Croft”

Mahogany Loggins v Bramble Klipple is the best alliterative pairing since Dr. Hfuruhurr met Ann Uumellmahaye

Anthony Rizzo does it on the reg

I’m gonna go out on a limb here and say you can do CPR training AND protest to support gun legislation.

shit’s on fire, yo

yeah but she literally burned the constitution defend that libtards