Please explain more

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Someone should swing by and check on Emma to make sure.

duck-puppy

There goes the brand new flava in ya ear. :(

“All you really need to play tennis is a friend.” 

Stick to sports!

Curveball, bats are afraid.

When the robots eventually take over they are gonna be really mad that we made a machine to literally chew up our shit.

But they do a great job removing the Morgellons from the chemtrails

Some dude on the radio said sex for women is like egg salad - you have to be in the mood for it.

Wood any of these dogs stand a chance?

Dude at :45 showed up to a robot challenge with a puppet

You’re making those names up, aren’t you?

The beef wetness descriptions here are out of order. “Dipped” is the wettest, “wet” is between dipped and dry.

A deep dish pizza takes 40 minutes to make. I really enjoy it, but you usually don’t want to wait. Pizza is largely a convenience food, and the time factor limits that.