Camshaft can’t double as a life preserver, though.

She shoulda rolled up a hundred and acted like she was snorting the lines in the marble.

^^butthurt Angels truther ITT

Nice try, globeheads, Earth’s flat!

How is anyone looking at all these buttholes with the lights out?

Recycled pussy, there’s a joke in there somewhere.

Wilhelm Ritter von Leeb? Damn near killed him!

Hands never leave his pockets as she goes down.

same

But she did tell the driver “He’s going to 35th and Shields.”

No the dying part. Just the profile.

I’m thinking of asking my ex-wife to do this for me...

At least he put the turkey back.

Came for this comment; was not disappointed.

Can chlamydia even be transmitted through urine?

just gonna leave this...

Where?

Dalai Lama’s a sellout. Celebrity fucking monk, what the hell, man.

I drink only distilled water, or rainwater, and only pure-grain alcohol.

And the war on police continues! Soon they’ll make it illegal to beat people up and then NOBODY will want to be a cop.