Yeah, that’s old time, man.

Nice try, globeheads, it’s flat!

Not gonna do it

You’re an example of consequences and actions, but you’re also an example of second chances.

You mean he’s floating some crazy ideas?

Fuck, I found out my ex cheated on me for years and I only wanted to kill myself.

...and a freshly beat face.

Aw shit beat me to it.

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Never watched a single episode of any Kardashian show.

Joke’s on you, ladies. I’m not getting laid anyway!

I’ll just leave this here

related:

It’s 2

We got to bug these refrigerators, we got to bug these (Samsung) color tee-veeeeeees...

Hey, have you seen pangolins?

Easy solution-wear a big hat!

12/15/16