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Johnny got on because he was Sue Storm’s sister.

If I ever read another description of somebody eating meat burned black on the outside and still bloody on the inside with grease dripping down their beard it’ll be too soon.

I like the idea of diversifying the Fantastic Four, but I’d like them to also focus on not making a shitty movie out of it, for once.

The Double Butt necklace!

Didn’t some kinda foreign potentate give a pair of those to the National Zoo?

Dickens was a genius and the first true American poet. Don’t sweat this guy.

It’s Big Time Zone.

Didn’t even ask!

Wow, look at that bump GWB got, that must have been right around OH, FUCK.

Rocket scientist, but no brain surgeon, eh?

Now playing

A semi-alphabetical listing of black actors with speaking roles on Friends

No hats. No gloves. Fuck them all.

Well maybe if you *did* read about boat captains you would know their cause!

No one says this.

You’re better off without either of them. Doesn’t make it not hurt, tho

Samer it ever was?