Excellent work by Howard Dean on the camera.

My wife took me to Texas de Brazil for my birthday one year and expected sex afterwards. GOOD LUCK WITH THAT, LADY.

A less successful effort.

“I think we’ve lost who we are.”
“Who are you?”
“We’re the Boston Red Sox.”
“[whispers] I think we need to sit Cam out.”

Typical left-wing pinko liberal media bias tactics #101: quote people accurately.

It’s not just Rangers fans who think you guys have the most dipshit fan base out there by continually reminding us with things like chucking whole beers at fielders during a live game.

I know. I saw the shit last Friday at a Dollar General when I was buying my $7.50 12 pack of Miller High Life. White dude working the cash register had a neck tattoo and baggie pants. Slightly skankish, but fuckable as long as no one has a camera, women in a black tank top flashing some tit and yoga pants was trying…

Phil Mushnick isn’t going to need any Cialis this weekend

That guy’s elbow crushed Neymar’s face into Bolivian.

Some facts for those that are unaware of kitesurfing stuff:

Baseball announcer by night, Frenchman losing his shit bidet.

That’s an incredible ERA, but I’m going to take a hard pass on fucking you all the same.

And Duncan Hunter’s!

Agnosticism is the only correct view on vaping. If somebody asks you where you stand, pro or con on vaping, your answer should always be “Honestly, I couldn’t give less of a shit.” And when somebody tries to further the conversation, loudly follow that up with “I. DON’T. GIVE. A. SHIT.”

I’m not sure how helpful this is going to be. Canadians all look the same to me, with their beady little eyes and flappin’ heads full of lies.

We know he didn’t do it.

Montenegro, please

I wouldn’t celebrate too much, Toronto. Tomorrow night you have to face a fresher-than-hell Zach Britton in the deciding Game 2.