Using a bunch of stuffed animals left all over the place as motivation to beat someone was actually Adrian Peterson’s idea.

Better than the Falcons and their brief slogan “Weak Dogs Get Drowned”.

you gotta start over from scratch fam

Sure it can, just look in your girlfriend’s nightstand.

She’s not good at cyber!

“I felt like if she felt like she had been raped, she would have told me,” Lavergne said.

I have an exception to your rules on standing in a game. I was at a White Sox game a few years ago and a group from Misericordia sang the National Anthem. For those of you who don’t know what Misericordia is, it’s a home for people with mental disabilities, mostly downs syndrome. Well, we have season tickets, for…

wonder where he learned it

April of this year—the beginning of the baseball season—Indians owner Paul Dolan said the team would move away from using the demeaning depiction of a supposed Native American, instead making the block-letter “C” the team’s primary logo.

rimshot

Is there a part 2 of this video where the freak out occurs?

I dunno, but props to him for doing it.

He’s having a stroke?

Your assumption that, as an amputee, his life is somehow less fulfilling than yours, is offensive. And indicative of your ablist mindset.

I think they look great!

Because everything is racist when you want it to be.

“calling for help probably only made Kobe madder.”

See, I’m sure it’s informative, but then I’d have to listen to Malcolm fucking Gladwell.

really makes you think

Great! I just rolled my eyes out. You owe me new eyes since I can’t find mine because they rolled out.