Oh wow. Laughing at that is another entry in the long list of reasons I’m going to hell. +1

Saying a full decade of the rosary for giggling at that comment.

They said Ivorian-Scot, not Rwandan-Scot.

I HATE having to buy a new vacuum every year or two!

You can actually hear the moment his brain decides: “Fuck it, I’ma punt on this one.”

I’m not gonna tell you guys how to do your jobs, but...

He got all huffy.

But you can write some shitty words and call it a comment.

IT WAS A CATCH

Just part of the Goodell’s desire to have all players quiver before him.

Yeah, Dimebag Darrell thought he was just being greeted by a fan.

Hey uh, you guys heard about this thing now? Apparently the Reds are phoning it in.

Jeb is a MESS

lol dad looked like persona non grata in that hug

“People in the drive-thru ask if I’m JaMarcus Russell. I tell them no, then tell them yes as they drive off.”

Good work, you repeated the joke.... but in a less funny way

Sadly, he had no idea what to do when he reached third base

You don’t, but you see a preview with Tomi Tayor and think maybe you should check it out.

Roger Goodell is the dude that ruins a good porn by groaning louder than the woman the entire time.

Funny, Adrian Peterson’s son’s face is imprinted on his cleats too.