I’ll let the other fan know...

Wow. They already have one QB who can’t stand up; why add another?

3 AM? I must be lonely.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS MAJOR LEAGUE BASEBALL?

> Ambidextrous relief pitcher Pat Venditte is ambidextrous has been Major League Baseball for about a year.

Yoenis Cespedes Punctuates Start of Exclamation with Tremendous Flip

My favorite response was left out:

Maybe he’d be less aggressive if the groomers trimmed the hair around his eyes so he could see better.

I don’t like to speculate, but maybe he killed some hookers.

If they just pay the players they could have hired professional thieves and this whole caper would have gone off without a hitch....

This doesn’t sound like CTE symptoms. More like early adult onset schizophrenia.

This video is misleading. They weren’t reacting to the dunk, a guy in the corner just flipped a water bottle.

“I won an Emmy for playing a woman dying of leukemia on L.A. Law, starring Harry Hamlin and Susan Dey.”

I wonder if he benintendi to do that all along.

I know! Fucking African teams CRUSHED it this year like they do every year didn’t they?!?

Mongolian Beef

So Lochte basically told the Cartman version of the story

Oh no, were you at least near your fainting couch when you saw it?

Now I’m not going to argue that you’re terrible people, but this is evidence that you’re not? I’m glad you’re not my criminal defense attorney.