even got to see some tits.

And this is why Michael Jackson couldn’t win a race: unlike Bolt, he preferred to come in a little behind.

Thank goodness he's ok - it would have been really ugly if he dyed.

U mad, Max?

I was recently in San Diego for 4th of July, and I happened to walk by a small group of surfer dudes. All I heard from their conversation was (in the most stereotypical California surfer voice), “Hey bro, I’m going to a party tonight. Dan’s gonna be there.” “Oh bro! Boner Dan?! I just saw Boner Dan the other day!” And…

They probably, privately hate each other like every other young group of girls.

That’s not what alkalinity is. Jesus christ.

Well researched. Well written. If your out of the job next week you should send this to Algaezeera. They’d love it.

Men’s Swimming Olympic Gold Medals since 1896:

By way of contrast, here’s cycling at its most just:

It sure says a lot that despite the fact that her cousin murdered his dad with a light saber, she’s still regarded as the biggest asshole in the entire family.

Usually the boos is only a problem at her family parties.

With the Ak Bars hosting, I think the goalie should've known it was a trap.

+1 secret handshake

+1 eye of the pyramid

Knowing Masons, they’ll probably find him at a Lodge somewhere.

That's great and all but why do you think anyone (especially the author) needed to know, or even cares really, about your unwillingness to empathize or understand? Not every thought or feeling you have is important enough that you have to express it, especially when it only serves to compound someone else's trauma. I…