Right, because a place that has years-long summers and irregular seasons have to have realistic geography to make sense. Just sayin'. Not everything has to make sense. Lots of stuff doesn't. That's what makes it fantasy.

"The longest the structure and the fastest you can get to the top, the longer you will be able to enjoy the second sunset."

Awwww, Sloth's eff'd up eyes! These are all so cool. The Batman set is where it's at, though.

She's pretty much a cube. It kinda makes sense?

That would actually be really cool.

Not to mention you guys have the Steelers and the Penguins! If I wasn't finishing school in Portland, I'd want to move to Pittsburgh ASAP.

Marry you - Bruno Mars

Damn, dude. Here. [bit.ly]

I mean .. I laughed at the original .. but this was so much funnier. Very nice.

He probably did it as a way to test the water, and when his friends and family freaked out he found someone to blame.

"As patriotic Americans, we take huge pride in making furniture right here on the blessed soil of the United States of America. There is a certain level of craftsmanship and quality that we believe only comes from America."

I would pay to poop there. That looks awesome.

Those Twitter hi's are siiiiick.

I hope to never be on a flight with you or your wife. Crazy people and flying shouldn't mix.

Your wife sounds horrible to travel with. She should probably not fly if a kindle is going to send her over the edge. You also seem like you're wound pretty tight if you get this worked up over an article on gizmodo...

I will never understand audiophiles.

No, I'm pretty sure that's the part he got right. I thought it was 'a jumped-up pantry boy' .. whatever the hell that means.

Jaunty?