Alternately, the league could stop destroying people’s careers over a harmless drug that’s already fully legal in a number of teams’ states and will likely be so in all of them in a decade.

I mean, there’s always the off chance this isn’t about weed, but I wouldn’t bet on it.

More likely the far more addictive and dangerous painkillers. You know, the “good” drugs rather than that evil weed.

Because up until now his actions have never had consequences?

He’s going to rehab, not an insane asylum.

Marijuana is the devil! - Roger Goodell

To remind him to never again confuse hummus with paté.

Yeah, I work with lawyers and I see the thickness and number of the books they have to read and I’m like, “Nope, not worth it even for double or triple my salary” lol.

Dumbass. Should have gotten the Chinese character for a smoking gun.

...Those are stretch marks, you insensitive asshole. ;)

Is the tattoo because Reid got a double order or merely because he once ate something plant-based?

Hernandez allegedly got a third tattoo at the same time as the two handgun tattoos that says “God Forgives”

Pretty sure he shot Bradley after the double homicide. Then there’s no witness.

I have a scar that commemorates the time I grabbed the fajita plate from the waiter out of excitement.

My understanding is that you’ve got it backwards. The prosecutors allege that the whole shooting in the face incident was designed to shut Bradley up about the drive by.

Oh sure, but no one brings up Andy Reid’s tattoo commemorating the date of his free double hummus-side.

Pretty much every homicidal maniac is terrifying, but a 6'1", 245lb, 4.6 40 homicidal maniac is really fucking terrifying.

Hernandez’s tattoos were immaterial to the alleged crime, and that he had them done after the shootings.