+1, pkellen2313. There’s a long list of shitbirds on this thread that take themselves and the internet far too seriously.

Mattress = Butt cheeks, right? Nudge-nudge, wink-wink

“Bloody athletes”? Ha-haaa! Caught you, you limey bastard! Just kidding, amigo. Yes, the year 2016 has been a seemingly a fucked one so far. Sooo... why shouldn’t the Rio Olympics be the icing on a shitcake of a summer?

What’s the over/under on how many NBC broadcasters get pink eye this year?

“Video is not available”. Try a different link, amigo.

This is pretty good kinja... for a bot.

Good question. Perhaps if they hit several ATMs within a certain period of time they could get the $300-400 limit from several of them before the bank or banks realized what was going on. I don’t know how ATMs are set up down in Rio. The kidnappers could be cops that haven’t been paid in months or they could street…

Thanks for the answers. Yes, those three guys that you mentioned definitely have physiques that can be achieved naturally. Especially Owens. Ha! They all look like strong guys that were pulled off a construction site and thrown into a ring. I bet the fans like the fact that they can identify more with these current…

I’m with you. I’m floored that Lesnar’s tits aren’t natural.

The WWE is one of the many things in life that I’m ignorant about so I’m going to ask some dumb questions. Isn’t everyone on PEDs in the WWE? Does the WWE give a shit about PEDs? I’m pretty sure the WWE wrestlers don’t get as big as they are on chicken breasts and protein shakes. I thought the WWE was about getting a…

Universal Enveloping Algebra is my hero.

I like this joke. I think Norm would like it too.

Yes

Yeah but he’s the best thing going at Deadspin these days. I hope Drew gets a chance to start his own website someday. I would follow.

The best is at 30:48

I hope they don’t because the woman’s face at 30:48 is pure gold.

Here’s the summary...

The look on the face of the woman at 30:48 pretty much sums it up.

They’re all not allowed to make fun of anything ever again as far as I’m concerned. I bet all of the folks at Gawker & Jezebel came up to them afterward and said, “That was really great”, in that insincere voice everyone uses after they’ve seen their friend’s shitty band play for the first time.

It’s like all their voices were overdubbed by junior high school kids.