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I’m gonna watch it as a double feature. Sleep through the second act of the first showing, sleep through the first act of the second showing, then walk out before the third.

Didn’t he just get an Oscar for Oppenheimer?

If you feel like your value as an artist is in any way predicated on what the academy is or isn’t doing, maybe you shouldn’t be calling what you do art.

I think you're giving Garfield a little too much credit here.

Close Encounters of the Third Kind: Second Contact, an Encountersverse Tale

Ah yes, totally less confusing.

I mean, he is, but I still think he has a reputation in the public consciousness as Michael Scott just because of the duration and impact of that role.

Eh, they'll be fine. I can't expect Insomniac were seriously banking on an Amazon show to be in production and have the reach to build an audience. I suspect they're happy with the response of "it's a lady spiderman!" and the recognition she'll get attention in a MM-style side project or direct sequel.

Can he swing? Listen, bud!

I followed it up by watching a supercut of Gilbert Gottfried's most rancid roast insults, and it ain't even the same galaxy.

Yeah, she was the only thing worth seeing there, but she absolutely killed by any metric.

The exhibit in question? "John Elway: A Celebration"

That’s absolutely horrifying. It makes me wonder, what are the chances charges will be filled for the hotel selling incriminating footage to the perpetrator?

It’s going to be the Rogue One of the Lord of the Rings universe, I’m sure.

They need to stop having the audacity to make music biopics when Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story exists.

Idk, I’m totally fine with it. I feel like the movies and animated stuff fill my regular spidey quota just fine. This sounds like a more interesting TV project, and I’m assuming the effects budget will be significantly lower.

This man had one of the biggest shows in the world for its time literally named after him, and he’s still managed to be less relevant than all his costars. That’s talent.

If we’re lucky - between the Fox buyout and Aubrey Plaza’s casting - it will secretly be Lenny All Along.

The dog was just mad he’s hanging out with Spacey. I’m on the dog’s side.

In that case, who is Giancarlo Esposito playing?