I attribute it to him fucking sucking.

What if you're a clean pirate? A very clean pirate.

Thank you, very well put.

Honestly, if ur… level…. of… commenting… is typical for 19… I…. worry… for the future…

ZAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT IN ZE BOOKS.

Fun fact: the live version of "I Want You to Want Me" was played every night at The Colbert Report when Steven came out to do his pre-show victory lap around the stage. Apparently he always imagined the character listening to it in his dressing room before the show and just talking to himself in the mirror saying,…

I really loved the way he came back around to expressing that sentiment almost two decades later on "Please".

Can the mind vomit?

yeah, I was trying to figure out the possible entendre and coming up blank, which is very unlike me!

Did you not watch the episode, or are you deaf? becuase if you were deaf and had the closed caption on, it most definitely indicated *streching fabric noise*

See, I'm embarassed that I know that.

Really? I thought she sounded MORE off this episode! I'm starting to share everyone else's worries!

I don't get it!

Aww… Monitorly 2!

….

How are we not doing that?

DAMN YOU! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!

Seriously, NO one likes Barbara Bush. She's like Mallory without the humor or anti-fascism.

As the commenter known usually as @idiotking, but fucked over by disqus for not being on this site for like, half a minute, I can confirm this.

IF YOU CAN THINK OF A BETTER WAY TO EXCHANGE LONG PROTEIN STRANDS I'D LIKE TO HEAR IT.