Congratulations Master Beaters,

I’ve had good luck with lilies: they’re pretty, women like them and they’re not all self-serious like roses.

If the door is open, the next guy can come in to the stall with his dick out, and since you are peeing standing up I assume your pants are around your ankles... this is how teen pregnancy happens.  read a book dude!

Here’s an easy thing you can do on Twitter that’ll save you a lot of hassle and mockery, Ted Cruz. Don’t “like” weird shit. You don’t have to do it!! The author of the tweet won’t notice you haven’t done it, won’t call you out for it, and it’ll save you a lot of embarrassment when you get caught liking whatever creepy…

I can tolerate a guy pissing in an open stall as long as the seat is up.

Because none of this really sounds better at the end of the day than a horse.

very very very slowly

With its dear friend S-A-L-T

I’ve made my living with horses. If you don’t count the time, trouble, and expense of building it this design is competitive in terms of upkeep and performance with an eight horse team for hauling a heavy gun on 18th century roads.

As a kid growing up France, going to the Musée des Arts et Métiers and seeing the Fardier de Cugnot, but also one of the first planes, ‘l’Éole” by Clément Ader, was always the best way to spend a day in Paris. Going there multiple times as a five years old gave me a deep loving of all things that go whizz, bang,…

Not the least amazing thing is where this stood in the history of steam engines. James Watt had begun studying the problem just a few years before and would not begin commercial production for a few years more — steam engines of any kind were still in quite a primitive stage. High-pressure steam engines were a couple…

He’s waiting for his brother to come back to the US so they can work on it together.  Sounds like his brother needs to schedule a long vacation.

Bodies. Lots of bodies.

150 Volvos? Wow.

If someone in makeup spins you into a violent rage, you might want to seek help.

I have a hypothesis: No one—no one—in 2018 isn’t aware that blackface is fucking repugnant.

I’m actually all for adults just acting like adults and not dressing up as anything other than adults without costumes.

Mushrooms on my half, anti-psychotics on yours.

A flock of terns got drunk from eating my fermented raspberries.