Yesterday it took 2 hours to mow my lawn. It should take 40 minutes. Why did it take so long? Bad welds. There’s a formed metal capture piece that closes off the cutting area at the front of the self-propelled walk-behind/push mower and a couple of spot welds failed, allowing it to spring into the blade path. Sadly it…

Is there a secret Jeep wave you do when flying off the road, or is it more of a secret Jeep flail?

c’mon FCA, you have one product left that people want to buy.... 

I know you’re just relaying his words, but “He’s taking it off-roading once, but says he “definitely didn’t beat on it or anything.”” drives me absolutely crazy. It’s irrelevant if he went offroading and ‘beating on it’ is wildly relative. The Wrangler (especially the Rubi variant) is marketed for exactly this…

It’s ancient by now, but every year this speech can be seen more clearly as the model for modern American adult male public behavior:

Its just the frame.

Off topic, if the topic is baseball,  but I learned FORTRAN before it had a number after it.

Listen man, you could have just concatenated your post to "The Eagles (my favorite team)... I am the scum of the human race" and we would've been able to fill in the blanks.

*Sheepishly raises hand*

“They just need to grow some balls. It ain’t hard. Or so I’m told.”

Every fucking day we see evidence of why women don’t come forward. Every. fucking. day.

Blest is an idiot on this subject. Right now, West Virginia and North Dakota’s citizens are solidly in favor of confirming Kavanaugh. It’s not even close - it’s 60% for confirmation and 27% against confirmation in North Dakota, in a race where Heitkamp is behind by 10 points.

So dumb. +1

Why isn’t it called ‘Teenage Wasteland’?

Congratulations Marge,

About guys who skate on credible sexual abuse allegations? Pretty much.

This was a big story here in Colorado (every where else as well, obviously, but a bit bigger since it was more local here), and I followed it fairly closely at the time. They started slut shaming the victim right from the get go and never let up. It wasn’t just in the trial and within the rules of evidence, within…

Take an adderall and sit for 80 games, but beat the shit out of and torment your wife and you only get 40.

So basically, he was on indefinite administrative leave until the Cubs’ season ended, and then was officially suspended.

The trial fucking enraged me. Kobe had his scumbag lawyer “accidentally” use the accuser’s full name in open court half a dozen times just to make sure it got out there so legions of unhinged fans would make her life a living hell until she gave up and went away. And it fucking worked. The judge threatened to hold her…