If you are going to live in a fantasy world where fully imbedding a wheel within the bodywork with no clearance on any side is actually a possibility as opposed to a feature that would completely destroy the car in 3 minutes of real-world use, why not go all out and draw a flying car powered by generous onboard supply…

I don’t know if it was intentional or not, considering they’re both French, but the color scheme and overall shape remind me of an Éclair pastry.

You should quit your job because if you can’t handle this, you’re clearly not cut out to manage people.

just 10 months

I don’t know why they’re being so hard on Louis. It takes a lot of cojones to keep putting yourself out there, show everyone what you’ve got, and just let it all hang out. He’s not just some flash-in-the-pan prick. He’s one of the seminal comedians of our time . . .

Excuse me while I whip this out

And we can’t just say to her, “Hey Karen can you do up a couple more buttons? Thanks!”

“How do I address my employee’s low-cut shirts?”

Ahoogas witness?

Roman Cockolic, born and raised.

I’m more of a Seventh-Day Assventist.

Arrgh! That picture is horrific. Warn a guy before you show such gore. 

So much this! I want a new truck so I ran the numbers trying to justify the purchase based on increased fuel economy. Itll never pay for itself. Instead, I am in the process of buying an additional car, a honda fit, that between fuel savings and wear and tear saved on the truck, will pay for itself in 9 months (25,000m…

Ummm, wasting my time? Didnt you already say that?

I disagree. The majority of mechanical controls can be adjusted using muscle memory without looking at them. Think about it - turn the blower motor down. You reach, the knob is there and you instinctively know its a counter-clockwise turn two clicks as opposed to flipping through various control screens until you get…

This is the weakest case of bad whattaboutism

sold it to the UPS guy? sold it to the UPS guy? what? He should just ask his real dad to give it back.  

Bro you can’t MAGA without MACA

I’m disappointed Rob didn’t make a Kinks reference.