Back when I was a kid, NOBODY thought station wagons were anything but family haulers. And teenage me did not want to be seen cruising in the parents’ 1978 Buick Estate Wagon, because no girl at my high school would find it even the slightest bit cool.

Congratulations Brownie, you did a heck of a job,

This is tooooooooooo funny. 

At this point it doesn’t seem to be overreaction, especially since they detected something to have the bomb squad called. Otherwise it would’ve just been towed.

oh eat shit

This guy’s “innocent” mistake cost, literally, millions of dollars in delayed/cancelled flights and stranded travelers.

Either this moron is as dumb as the floor mats in the Sentra, or it was part of his ingenious/evil plan to delay the entire airport so his girlfriend, who’s probably late for her flight, can catch it when the entire airport shuts down.

I’ma guessing For Sweden had this experience multiple times.

DO IT

[slight rocking]

Challenger guy is heading for divorce if he buys that car. The important part of that letter is that his wife is really opposed to it, and something as expensive as a car has to be a joint purchase in any long term relationship. When it comes to big ticket items then your partner/spouse always has veto (and yes, that…

Call the dealer from their own parking lot and then walk in and when they tell you the car was sold after you called, you can tell them you just called 5 min ago from the parking lot.

“Pink is the Spencer’s Gifts of pop music and I hate her songs with a righteous fury.”

God has no sense of SPACING and I resent Him for it.

I have read two articles about this now, and one thing keeps troubling me: it’s no longer the “white man’s burden” but the “rich man’s burden.”

I don’t have a Twitter account, but isn’t this the point of the whole thing?

Look, I understand that Norm Macdonald may have irreparably fucked his career going forward, but your list not including this interview pretty much invalidates it:

Depends on whether this was a cloverleaf, which is not clear in the pictured sketch. They’re common here, and bring with them douchecanoes that think a heavy right foot is all they need to pass cars on the ramp instead of merging with the flow of traffic.

Are you dead?
No

I’m still unclear if that dog is the jezebel woman or the deadspin man.