Can we please stop with the Serena worship? She’s a titan of tennis, a superb athlete, but she’s not without flaws, without her faults. She’s petulant, and this isn’t the first or worst instance of abusing an official in her career.

Please attempt to “randomly rest” your hand in the same way Zina Bash did during the hearing and let us know if it feels natural.

*smirky eye roll* But Canada can’t keep him satisfied like the U.S. can. *crosses our legs and massages his inner thighs, enriches him with “Speed” and the “Matrix” franchise*

That’s terrible.

Take your star and get out 

Does that mean he’s not coming on then?

I love how people use the modern internet to practice their first amendment right to say that the second amendment only applies to muskets.

In the military we almost NEVER used full-auto.  If someone is trying to shoot multiple targets like several coyotes they use semi-auto.  The thing the anti-gun lobby don’t get is that semi-auto and detachable magazines don’t have any appreciable advantage over “hunting” firearms and in fact hunting calibers would…

To your point that we want quick and simple answers. I very much agree they don’t exist in this case. We need people that are willing to take a long-term view, one that might not see results in a decade or more. There are many things we don’t take a long term view on anymore because immediate profits are more…

Fact #1: Assault Rifle - You’re abusing this word and it’s irresponsible journalism. Did the rifle have 3 round burst capability or full auto? No? Then it’s a SPORTING RIFLE. It is designed for civilian use, not military. It might LOOK miliscary, but it’s not. He didn’t raid a military truck and steal an M-16. And,…

This is good Jalopnik: finding rare cars, and meeting nice car enthusiasts, while on a long road trip.

African or European?

That flight path is pretty much about what I’d expect outside of a highly tuned and controlled jump. The rear wheels were almost certainly still in contact with the ground when the front wheels were airborne, which would create unbalanced rotational forces (assuming he was still accelerating at launch, which seems…

Bubbles: Ricky, I don’t think Tesla’s can fly, bud.

Obviously it was a mistake, but I really hope that guy has a photograph of the hight he flew. Say what you want, but for a brief moment that man did something so awesome, so bold, so American, he should be proud.

because it’s canada I picture these guys as the suspects, minus bubbles of course who got left at home

Noob just has the crosswind knob set wrong.

This is good Jalopnik David Tracy!

Sure. Go look at Chicago where guns are banned. They’re setting records all the time now for daily murders. The problem isn’t guns being legal or illegal.