Lincoln Town Car

He’s 20x’d the stock price in 7 years...the board of Tesla (and it’s shareholders) loves him.

Kudos GM for pulling off the every-man mid-engine sports car anyone can drive.

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“I keep notes on my cars like grandmothers keep recipes”

There were Porsche 917 brake calipers in the AMC parts catalog and could be ordered over the counter in 1970 because that allowed Penske to use them for Trans Am racing as they were a homologated “factory” AMC part. 

True fact: When you put on your adult onesie and hang an image of Satan’s minions on your Christmas tree, it becomes a Holiday Tree and you have to talk about universal healthcare with your relatives instead of just hanging out and being pleasant.

I’m tired of hearing about the robot apocalypse displacing the menial labor jobs.

The sad truth of the matter is that you are not entitled to your job just because you want it or insist you need it. It isn’t true, it’s just what you’ve convinced yourself of because you already have it, or it’s the least amount of…

You’re both right, most likely. Industry and jobs will change with technological advances. The issue is that we are exiting the realm of doing the job that your parents (and their parents, and their parents, etc.) did. Unskilled labor is going by the wayside due to automation and there is an overwhelming amount of…

I’ve heard that rust will reveal the face of David Tracy on the undercarriage

Yeah - $20 says the bicyclists didn’t bother stopping. I had this happen to me a few months ago. I’m sitting at a 4-way stop. It’s my turn to go, I’m half-way through the intersection and two morons on their bicycles who were approaching the intersection on my right just blow through stop sign and assume that I’m…

Absolutely, it did. I had an Accord listed at $4000, sure it wouldn’t make that but was looking for $3000. A few potential buyers showed up to kick tires. One was pretty keenly honest, said he’d just come out from a few weeks in the jail and was looking to turn things around, told me he would need to make payments.…

how far are you willing to walk? i did a drive Saturday where i was no closer at any given time to help (used loosely) than 30 miles. long walk where some recovery great would mean not walking

If a local newscaster approached me in high school and said I was going to be on TV and all I had to do was huck stuff at junkyard cars, I’d probably consider that the best day of my life. That wouldn’t have been a tough sell

Most people are afraid to get within 10 feet of this thing.

I think I’ll be good.

You can tell they are a REAL OvErLaNdEr because of the stickers and patches on the interior. I’m surprised this Jeep doesn’t have its own Instagram telling the world its a brand ambassador

Also, I wish the tailgate were stamped instead of adorned with a cheap plastic badge. But I think overall, the design works well.

You know Ivanka Trump keeps a six pack of $20 marshmallows in her desk drawer in the White House. She opens the drawer at least 27 times a day and looks forlornly at them, reminiscing on simpler times. Then, on the 28th occasion, she gently removes one from the package, holds it to her eyes like she’s looking at the…

Life expectancy in the furthest developed nations back then was 40. Now it’s 80. The average worldwide life expectancy has increased by 20 years since the year 1960, and almost every of the poorest developing nations today has a considerably higher life expectancy than the richest nations had a hundred years ago.

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