Have they no interns? Those kids know the Powerpoint

And his wife is the Sec of Transportation. Let that sink in…with autonomous cars coming closer, the notion of privatization air traffic control…these two are going to screw with us in ways yet unknown.

I'd like to know what they're going to do with me in 2035 when I'm 80 and I run out of money. So much Medicaid money goes to taking care of the elderly, even WHITE PEOPLE (that's for the GOP). What's the alternative?

Well, you know we Michiganders do love to snowbird. Maybe Jimmy was planning for his retirement.

Not in any way, shape, or form a Mika and Joe fan, but her response is fucking GENIUS

Sammy Hagar too, to judge by his Rolling Stone interview recently

what is up with that?? Seriously, I have an IQ of around 140 and I can't understand it

Damn. You'd think he'd see some ambulance chaser advertising on late night TV and give him a ring. You know the guy's not sleeping a lot….

He's a Profile in Courage!

"It 'saves' that money in the way that total thermonuclear war would save the federal government $2 trillion a year by rendering humanity extinct"

I would have said " Richard Coeur de Lion" so Alex could have repeated it all Frenchified.

I looked at Heather and thought "Orthodox Jewish" before I saw her name. Maybe she converted? No seriously Jewish ladies I know of are named "Heather"

and Downward Dog

Agreed. WTH, though, is up with ABC and stupid names for shows?

Pete Olson should keep it in his pants if he thinks baby-making isn't his problem

me too. She knew her lit and wasn't really annoying. Brandon was smug and Pat to me had an unfortunate resemblance to a chipmunk

haven't seen her recently anywhere and it was a gimme for me

That's true and the Dems should be hammering this point like it was Trump's pointy head

Trump told the Chaldeans in Detroit they'd be "protected" from deportation, and they largely voted for him. Now Chaldeans are being deported and they're just shocked. "He promised to treat us better!"

Best Bourdain quote came when he was a judge on Top Chef: "that [dessert, made by Marcel Vigneron] was a perfect shitstorm of fucking awfulness.