Hey guys didn't read the article or think very hard about this post, just going to poop out something trite if you don't mind.

Well there was that brief period where you could buy wine from vending machines in supermarkets.

No, Hannah Montana never was and never will be more legit than anything.

It's not really clear to me why we should care about Ethan at all.  I really hope they're not going to build it into a love triangle with Him/Masters/Virginia, but they totally are.

hello are you joking, dinasaurs have been dead over 5000 years!!! !

You'd think the creationists would keep their museums away from states with obesity rates over 30%.

All faces are punchable

There was a Ray Bradbury story about that in The Martian Chronicles

I kind of wondered if that was a shot at PA's helmet laws.  It's kind of an oddly specific joke, though.

How could you leave out Wayne's classic "Tuneci never slacks without a button-up" line?

"Ugh, now that I'm unfathomably wealthy I'll begrudgingly continue to live in New Jersey, where I've lived virtually my entire life".

@avclub-21260e960c42f13c051d7d2caa49748d:disqus Maybe it's the breaking bad effect, but that's the first result for "Lydia Song" on Google. Maybe that's how Todd found it (and also whoever actually chose it).

O ho, thou hast struck yon writer with his own whip, a blow quite well struck indeede!

I hope the show's writing gets better.  I liked the pilot, but a lot of the dialog had that weird over-written quality you usually get in plays.

Back 2 Eden

Yeah it's hard to believe with how corny some of his lines are. Some guy called Kanye out on having a huge ego despite having hired him to ghostwrite.

I've never heard that, though I have heard that Kanye used ghostwriters, so…

on the other hand, if I'm remembering correctly Jack bashes his face off with the mallet, so you can't say he didn't put it into good use.

Steven Spielberg went to my high school.  He must've really liked the town, because he set the redneck "Flesh Fair" in AI there.

Have the cameos ever been good?  I almost gave up on the entire last season because of the shitty cameo-fest in the opener.  It seems like nothing more than an excuse for the lead actors to hang out with football players.