The "turn my headphones up" was making fun of rappers always saying that at the beginning of songs. http://www.slate.com/blogs/…

No.

The nerve of these people, disagreeing with you and telling you why!

I somehow got "aggressive" to the maximum possible level on there. No idea how that happened, but it's probably not the best thing to have on your supposed personality traits.

Mass murders do go unreported or basically unremarked upon all the time…

Ah, it looks like I misheard "kehle" as keller.

I didn't catch all of what Jared was saying, but I think it was something about hiding in the basement? He definitely mentioned a basement several times.

Hipster: n., v, adv., adj., meaning literally anything or anyone that might be involved with a person having a beard

This seems like an appropriate place to post this http://www.theonion.com/art…

You know, a lot of the time when I read these descriptions, I just think "this is not shit I want to taste in coffee". Screw citrusy notes and other garbage, give me a dark roasted straight ahead coffee any day.

But it's just a dumb thing to care about, how anyone else spends their money. It's like complaining about a $300 jacket that isn't very warm. I mean, sure, I probably won't buy one, but I'm also not going to crap on every expensive jacket in the world.

Here's the twist: we show it all

Coors: bums crave it

They already did that though.. I forget what episode, but it was super explicit.

I was dead sure that was a ploy to get meds. Pun not intended but appreciated.

Having run on the track team in college, the century challenge as I've heard it involves running: 100 beers and 100 miles in a week. Then there's the tricentennial: 100 beers, 100 miles, 100 hours. I don't even understand how that one's possible, but people have done it.

1- I think they said Coop's grandkids would be the last generation, which pretty much fits what was shown (grandkids dying of lung issues, nothing but corn left)

The best pool party of all time was in Eating Raoul, and I won't hear any arguments otherwise.
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No, he isn't implying that.

I used to work at a pizza place in South Jersey bought out by some Mexican guys. They tried to pass themselves off as Italian and would get SUPER pissed off at the various Latino customers who tried to chat in Spanish.