I hope they go the Dragon Ball Z route and spend seasons with John Snow doing pushups to get ready for the White Walkers while we wait for the books to catch up.

Doesn't it seem absurd to assume that a fat 30-something guy who eats things for a living knows what's going on in the anorexic tumblr world? I mean, if my grandma wrote "goatse" in an email, I wouldn't think she was referring to butthole porn.

Well knowing the people who entertain themselves by attacking things online, I can't imagine the response was 1/1000 as nice as what's in your quotes. People probably called him a fat-shaming misogynist or something.

I liked that movie when it starred some kids without a future in acting and was called Spy Kids. Less so when it starred Will Smith and was called Enemy of the State

I mean, she's not wrong. Her name did get her in the door. If she's really horrible, nobody's going to throw money at her to keep making films.

Isn't that the one people call a jugend? It seems like it'd be hard to get one without realizing it's a Hitler Youth reference.

Yes, ignorant hip hop is sort of a thing. It's just the opposite of "conscious hip hop," basically party music.

Cool Eric!

That seems like it would be a very small group of people. The people I know who I'd call hipsters either have shitty jobs and food stamps, or live with their parents.

I hope this joke dies before it gets old.

I was thinking that maybe that's how she wound up with her own mansion.

This will have to do: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

I'll have you know we burn store-bought hamburgers real good up here.

New Order — Bizarre Love Triangle

Potent competition addresses both — in order to compete for young viewers, you need to attract a lot of them. I can't find her detailed numbers, but as far as I can see the other shows mentioned have more 18-49 viewers than she has viewers.

Note the first part of that paragraph. If you don't have many viewers, you're not really included in any discussion of "potent competition".

The article's purpose in mentioning Handler in parentheses is obvious and has nothing to do with sexism. The author has just mentioned a bunch of men, and realizes that readers might be curious why he didn't mention any women. He then informs them that there is a show headed by a woman. Her viewership is too low to…

He was drunk and lonely, and he just gave in. You can see him resisting her at first, when she starts kissing his neck. It does serve a point to Rust's character — it shows that he's still human under all his existentialist talk.

That's always a decent indication that someone's good.

Exercise more and stop watching TV every night, or just get your hands on some amphetamines. I bet uppers had a hand in half of all writing from the 50s-60s, in all seriousness.