Mac failing to understand the concept of non-male orgasms…

Charlie crawling out of the basement covered in paint like some phantom of the bar was hilarious.  "Don't mind him, he's just our janitor".

@avclub-ac0cc045737916963285e58df2b820fd:disqus I read an article along those lines recently.  The idea was that drum machines are too perfect, and humans actually like it better when the drummer varies slightly from being perfectly on beat.  People actually liked drum machines a lot better when the programmers put a…

"Flynn poked at his breakfast of cold prunes bobbing in a bowl of cream. Further afield, an untouched platter of boiled salt pork lay limply amid half a dozen boiled eggs cut in half to reveal grey-tinged yolks. "Th-this is pretty good" he said, his disappointment masked by the false enthusiasm he'd long ago learned…

I think there's a good argument to be made that all of the characters are transparently seen from the point of view of the writer (whatshername? I forget). The black and latina women are kind of awful because of that.

It's not like he always bombs, though.  It's just that when he does bomb, it's a national story (unlike everyone else, who you just never hear about).

Probably the black cop that KRS One rapped about in "Black Cop".

Embarrassing sex ed story, but not about me:

*Phone rings* Sean O'Neal wakes up, groggy, and wipes the crusty residue of internet dreams from his eyes.  "Hello?" he asks, a note of world weariness creeping into his otherwise impeccable phone voice.

My dick, it is huge!  Ha ha ha, I can be on the saturday live night?

OK, what the fuck is up with people not understanding how to use quotation marks?  When he says "best" that means, what, it's NOT Spike Lee's best film?  So his "best" film, which is not his best film, is not as good as Tarantino's worst film?  Which film is the "best", vs. the actual best?

How the deal went down: http://www.youtube.com/watc…

As a former meth addict she probably would be kind of stupid, anyway.  From the meth, if not from nature.

"Since Kanye can't ever shut his big stupid, unmanly mouth," — what the fuck?

My dad is definitely a cool Dr. Schreiber, even down to being a dentist.  All dentists seem to have at least of that character to them, though. It's probably a way to distract your patients from the fact that you're cutting up their diseased mouths.

In Defense of Dating 15 Year Olds: A Treatise

ugh

I read that as "Without Me" and thought, "well yeah, I guess that wouldn't be a great suicide song".
http://www.youtube.com/watc…

But at what cost?

Granted it's not hard to lie with a preview, but this doesn't look at all smug.