Michelson made most of that money through insider training and spotting rich hedge fund assholes 10 strokes for 250,000 per round. Golf isn’t athletics. It’s a skill but it’s not athletic.

“Save it for after the game!” Yeah, he did. He struck the guy out. That ended the game. Buncha doofuses.

People on twitter criticizing this can eat my entire asshole.

He came in through the bathroom, Winslow
Protected by a silver spoon
But now he soldiers on and wanders
By the mobile homes of her own lagoon

The look on Curry’s face was the best part of that. He’s like: “WTF you doing already, Draymond? It’s only been a minute.”

Pujols should rest all of the days.

This is the best Deadspin post ever, and I say that as a long-time Deadspin fanboy.

It’s almost like they were joking around.

A little boy could have homered off a pitch that fat, man.

When will the UFC just call it a day and hire good ol JR to sit ringside?

They just flashed a stat-of-the-game on screen:

Trout is so damn cool. Here’s to hoping for a scandal free career and life for maybe the best we’ll ever see.

Limiting fans to beer only is an interesting idea. Another interesting idea is for Rory to stop being a little ho.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

I mean, the fact the kid appears to walk away without even bothering to check on the kid he just assaulted adds an extra layer of dickhole. You give a dude a hard foul in a pick-up game, at least have the decency to offer your hand to lift him up in the universal signal of “nothing personal, we good?” He takes your…

Shot half fultz?

You know, Rickey used to play with a guy who wore one of those in the field. Rickey never saw a pitcher get the yips throwing to him. Rickey approves this idea.

Kobe’s quote for the next two films in the trilogy just went up to $48 million, but nobody in Hollywood is stupid enough to pay it and destroy the franchise.

Louisville fucks itself in seconds, even though they are not in an Italian restaurant