Solution: stop buying boring cars. People won’t be able to tell a Camry from the millions of other Camrys, but a rusty old Alfa? No chance someone will mistake that for a Lyft car.

It’s absolutely to get around CL’s no guns rule. I tried to sell a fucking BB gun on there once and I got shut down. A BB gun!

God dammit Toyota, don’t you ruin this

I hope Mitsubishi goes out of business soon

An XE? Shit, with the way depreciation is on Jags she should be able to score an XJR or XFR (maybe even a Carmax warrantied one!) for under $60K

Had a 2003 Deville for my first car. Great car and very durable (except for that pesky head gasket issue...)

I hope so, especially since that blue is available in the UK (and presumably other Euro markets) as is a rather nice metallic bronze color

Know what the biggest problem the 124 has? (other than the existence of the Miata). It’s this:

This is the state with the slogan “Virginia is for Lovers”

I’ve always liked it. Then again, I have a completely irrational admiration for late 90s - early 2000s exotic car design, no matter how *ahem* unusual.

Seriously, “lawyers are scumbags” is probably on the level of “airline food and mother in laws” on the scale of hackneyed bullshit people still think is relevant/funny

Are you sure you weren’t drinking that much to make yourself forget you were in Baltimore?

I don’t care about any of this.

I can’t get over the phrase “based on the Nissan Frontier.”

“Then, he looked down at the footwell...and there was NO clutch pedal! Aiieee!”

Not particularly good parody. Way too on the nose.

Tl;dr, Toyota drivers are stupid, grounded to the ground, bla bla bla

Yes yes yes. I’d like my mobile living room to be this:

Seems like the same thing with Piers Morgan. People over there hated him, so he came over here. Americans liked him/thought he was ok at first, then realized “wow this guy’s a twat”

Ride/car sharing autonomous brand.