CP solely because of the dipshit selling it blocking the license plate, which we all know is dumb. Dumb dumb dumb.

It’s not a competition!

and it needs to be available in BROWN!

“Ice that, we now know, will soon melt thanks to climate change.”

Plus, we now get two car shows instead of one, and Amazon should give them even more leeway to be ridiculous than the BBC did

Such as punching

Yeah...this is kind of a shit list. I’m not seeing anywhere where they offer their rationale for these numbers - are they pulled from the owner’s manual? Did they test this on all these cars? Make them up out of whole cloth?

“65% Polyester, 35% Rayon”

“65% Polyester, 35% Rayon”

He has a garage, he’ll be totally fine

What the fuck is your problem, dude?

Your favorite hobby is taking cruises?

- Is pretty much a GMC Envoy

Escala is a potential addition to our existing product plan

So:

A plug for Kindle in an article about nuclear war? Really?

One time I had to wait ten whole minutes for the valet to bring my car up.

If the Genesis Coupe is a “Marcus” car, then the Tiburon was Marcus’ cousin who knocked a chick up in high school, failed out of community college and now works at a 7/11

To be sure, if a landlord is worried about oil stains on his driveway

The only thing more whiny than this guy suing because he didn’t get his car, is Ferrari deciding who is “worthy” of owning said car